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Tale Tues: Midlife Crisis With Breast Cups

Midlife crisis? Well let’s see. I know this much: something happens when this perimenopausal, possibly already meno, mother goes away. Rather, when I abandon the house to all the family testosterones, both big and small, for a weekend. Even when … Continue reading

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Tale Tues: It’s My Birthday and I Can Cryyyyy if I Want to…

Guess what. It’s my birthday and I’m only a half-decade old. I’m five! I’d be a half-century old, if I didn’t ditch the big 0 that was nipping annoyingly at the 5’s heels and toss it out to sea. Don’t … Continue reading

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